i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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