someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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