Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Randomize
