The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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