I wish I could punch you in the face.
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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