i don't like sucking hair
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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