well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
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