can we get nightvision for the apartment?
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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