nut hugger
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Randomize
