Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Randomize
