Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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