there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
