I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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