You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
my nose is crying tears of wow.
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