I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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