whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
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