Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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