Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Watching her eat just hurts me
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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