His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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