Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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