quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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