Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
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