what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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