Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
We had sex on a dog bed..
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I am one with the molecules
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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