Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I currently don't understand fingers.
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