woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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