i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
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