HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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