Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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