Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
what day is it and did you see me today?
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
i came on her dog
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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