Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I will be naked everywhere
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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