Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
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