Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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