Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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