Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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