Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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