But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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