Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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