How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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