Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
only if we run a train.
done.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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