I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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