I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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