yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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