Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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