I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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