we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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