Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Randomize
