I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
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