I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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