Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
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